My homemade TheraFlu recipe.

My homemade Theraflu recipe. Tastes just like the real thing:

1. Eat a large meat-lover's pizza.

2. Throw it up into an ashtray that hasn't been emptied for a week.

3. Steep mixture inside a sweaty ass for one (1) hour.

4. Strain through a muddy welcome mat.

5. Add a cherry on top for "flavoring."