Mallrats 2! Wow! A sequel no one clamored for, coming twenty years after the fact! I'm sure it'll be just as good as A Christmas Story 2, The Birds II, The Odd Couple II, Psycho II, Die Hard 4, Slap Shot 2, Wall Street 2, Dumb and Dumber To, Blues Brothers 2000, Dirty Dancing 2, Roadhouse 2, Bambi II, Basic Instinct 2, Crocodile Dundee 3, Chinatown 2, Easy Rider 2, Joe Dirt 2, Indiana Jones 4, and (dare I say it?) Clerks II! And they'll be filming it in Exton? Mere miles from my home? Glory and trumpets! What a shining jewel in the tri-state area's crown! What a wonderful age we live in!
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