Har-de-har-ouch!
Read moreMy favorite Facebook story.
It's just you and me now. We are now far, far, FAR below the point where 95% of my Facebook friends ever bother to go.
Read moreBlue Christmas.
That's a blue tree, all right.
Read moreStop already.
Stop, I say!
Read moreDoop or nuclear? Hmm ...
Hey ... where's Major Kong?
Read moreLanding zone.
Or the nippliest boob ever.
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