Fuck John Romero's Diakatana. I made Microsoft Word my bitch!
Read morePink Floyd.
At my funeral, there had better be a fucking Gilmour guitar solo playing.
Read moreRachel.
I pulled up Rachel on my texts. And what do you know: her last text was exactly a month ago, on February 21st, 2013. At around noon, no less.
I scrolled up. And up. And up.
Read moreConfidence, bitch.
You know you can make the right move. So go ahead and do it.
Read moreFour Presidents Who Got Shit Done: Abraham Lincoln.
Ken Burns didn’t make up 10 hours of this shit. Lincoln really won the war. The USA is still here and includes all the states that seceded, and because they lost, we don’t have slavery anymore.
Read moreFour Presidents Who Got Shit Done: George Washington.
America is the world’s first successful free republic, all whose leaders are democratically elected by the people (well, just the land-owning white males at first). You can thank George Washington.
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