This time, Pennywise uses Snapchat filters. Should’ve deleted later.
Read more"Suedehead."
What do you mean, "pretentious?" I totally operate a farm tractor every day. Even Sunday.
Read moreFamous Feces.
I bowled with Lou Rawls, I made Diana Ross laugh, I got fired by Charlie Sheen, I unknowingly stood behind Gwen Stefani in line at Ralph's, and I almost killed Zach de la Rocha with a slice of pizza.
Read moreStar Wars VIII Spoilers.
Luke: "No, Ben ... *I* am your father!"
Read moreLotto Assholes.
Be ready for whoever wins that big-ass lottery. Could be Oprah. Or Puck from The Real World. Or your boss. Your junkie cousin. Your ex. Your other ex. Your ex’s ex.
Read morePoker? I don't even zzzzzz ...
Stop it. Just stop it. And when saying "Stop it" doesn't work ... and it never does ...
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