Wanted: Yet another woman to lead me on for a short period, then privately decide I'm not it and ignore me forever. Must be able to disregard my affinity with children, my intelligence, and my secure financial status, and instead throw yourself at some dumb broke asshole. Having a mystified and guilt-free reaction to my grievance is preferred, but not necessary.
PO Box 1301
North Wales, PA 19454
YOUR MOM
The one. The only. The novelist.
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