Many women have played a role in my life, but I cannot understate how transformative this one was. Meet Medusa, the snake-haired Gorgon from the 1981 film Clash of the Titans.
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Time casts a long shadow, and my memory wears a shaggy beard tangled with alcoholic fuzzery.
Read moreTess the Ghost.
"Where have you been my whole life?"
When a woman starts saying things like this to me, invariably it means she will disappear off the face of the earth very soon.
Read moreFifty Shades of Grey. (novel)
Some women will openly admit to reading it. Others will not, and probably burn their copies just before dying so the family doesn't discover it.
Read moreAlcohol.
She drank like no other human I’ve ever known — and I’ve bent elbows with some fucking champions. She drove drunk, worked drunk, went to nursing school drunk, even worked out at the gym drunk.
Read moreWANTED
Women should probably not click "read more."
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