Be ready for whoever wins that big-ass lottery. Could be Oprah. Or Puck from The Real World. Or your boss. Your junkie cousin. Your ex. Your other ex. Your ex’s ex.
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Fuck John Romero's Daikatana ... I made Dark Souls my bitch!
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She drank like no other human I’ve ever known — and I’ve bent elbows with some fucking champions. She drove drunk, worked drunk, went to nursing school drunk, even worked out at the gym drunk.
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Not like I care, really.
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