"People don't know how to drive in this weather!"
Yep. You're proof of that, sister.
Read moreFifty Shades of Grey. (novel)
Some women will openly admit to reading it. Others will not, and probably burn their copies just before dying so the family doesn't discover it.
Read moreAlcohol.
She drank like no other human I’ve ever known — and I’ve bent elbows with some fucking champions. She drove drunk, worked drunk, went to nursing school drunk, even worked out at the gym drunk.
Read moreThe Last No. 2.
To honor Derek Jeter, Major League Baseball will retire the shortstop position league-wide.
Read moreWomen Hate You, Bob.
"Yes. Yes I do, ma'am."
Read moreConglomerates.
You just gave money to Verizon, CostCo, Samsung, Ford, GM, Honda, McKesson, Koch, etc. But hey, at least you never gave Wal-Mart a dime ... right?
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